M O N S T E R !
|Kingdom: Rubber-Suited Troll|
|Genus: Transformed Sorceror|
|Species: Antagonistus Lamus|
|Special Powers: Growling, insubstantial presence. Which could actually also apply to Ahnold and Grace Jones in this movie, but trust me, we're talking about the Mirror Boy.|
|Weakness: Broken mirrors. Gives him an infinite number of years of bad luck.|
|Notes: Seems to me, if I were a monster who could be killed by breaking a bunch of mirrors, and it was time for me to fight the bad guy, I wouldn't actually do it in the same room as the mirrors. It'd be like Superman meeting up with Braniac in the Kryptonite Storage Room. I mean, yeah, you're opponent's Arnold Schwartzenegger, but there's such a thing as underestimating your foe's intelligence too much.|