You know you're a redneck Trekkie if...

• You keep your shuttlecraft up on blocks on the front lawn.
• The official rank of the Deanna Troi is "Sweet Thang".
• You think Ferengis have a "purdy mouth".
• The Klingons stop by your place for a visit... and complain about the smell.
• You rate your moonshine by Warp Factor.
• Chakotay is the crew member with the fewest tatoos.
• You hate to use the Universal Translator because it talks better than you do.
• The Delta Flyer has a gun rack behind the pilot's seat.
• Your deflector shield is generated by a bent coat hanger...
• ...With aluminum foil wrapped around the ends.
• You have to watch out for tobacco spit on the transporter pads.
• The replicator in the ship's galley takes food stamps.

Compiled by Balthyzar, BEMaven, and Cthulhu