FILM LUNATICS THX-1138> The penal colony looks like breasts?
BryanL> Filmed in Peephole Vision.
cthulhu> The secret Surge testing labs.bowleg> that's not a real security guard. He's not bloated, bearded, and perusing porn.
KevinL> Cause the 4 Horsemen don't take American Express.
BryanL> The Moonbase has a discharge. Ew.
Ironf> I think we are watching the "discharge"
Djenk1> You know, that guy is porlly in danger of a heart attack if he combs his hair to vigorously
bowleg> I'm afraid I can't do that, load.
Balthayzr> Thanks for the Fat Guy Crotch scene.
Ironf> That was a big area.
Q> you know, they just don't show enough of fat guys' areas in movies anymore
THX-1138> The magic of forced perspective.
Balthayzr> It's a beeper and a O2 measuring device of the FUTURE!
Djenk1> rice cakes OF THE FUTURE
Balthayzr> Everyone here has either bad hair or is balding. Coincedence?
BryanL> Yeah, that's 1/6 G.
Djenk1> Play by play waste disposal
Balthayzr> So, evac suits can double as space suits?
BryanL> R-Zone. It's a bunch of old crappy LCD games, I guess.
Q> do you believe they put these men on the moon. men on the moon? do you believe there's nothing up their sleeve?
lando5`> John, just shut the hell up and bend over when we tell you to...Jamie> What's with the coffeehouse? Is this Friends 2099?
Balthayzr> Meanwhile, on the set of "Bombshell"
KevinL> His goatee is hip '90's retro.
THX-1138> Hot mom stripping action.
cthulhu> He should log off the Oedopis VR chat room.
* Balthayzr tosses cookies.
Djenk1> No one needs to see this....Freud wouldn't need to see this
Balthayzr> The Tell-Tale Heart of the FUTURE!
KevinL> So, this would be the Dark Side of the moon we hear so much about?
AndrewP> Freeze-dried weed!
Balthayzr> Gathering of characters around table ala Alien - check.....
Q> so someone tell me here - so far we've seen some guys talking in a room, some guys talking in another room, some guys talking in a corridor, and some guys talking on the moon? have i missed anything?
cthulhu> So terrorists take time out of their busy scedule to play with new age crystals?
Balthayzr> Heroes and villians color-coded for convienience.
nicklby> when did rosie Perez enter the movie?
Q> hey movie, could we have more scenes of people talking in a room? really. please? i just can't get enough of it. really!
KevinL> That gun is a combination rifle/shotgun/grenade launcher/bazooka and in
the event of a water landing, can be used to shoot someone and take his
floatation device.Balthayzr> Yes, it's time for more shooting in a sealed environment!!
nicklby> you know, this scene works because you care about the characters as individuals
cthulhu> Weapons courtesy of the S:AaB/Starship Troopers Block Garage Sale.
* Balthayzr checks the movie's Cliff Notes. They don't help.
Ironf> That is one girly jog.
Balthayzr> Meter Readers of the FUTURE!
Merlynn> Lego moonbase,you build it.
Q> you know what, guys? i could just watch these people talk in rooms all day. really. i could just watch it over and over and OVER and OVER and OVER again and NEVER get tired of it! ever! heeeeeheeeeeeHEEEEEEEE.....
Q> why are they playing the elevator music version of "closer" in the background?
bowleg> You bring me cloooser to boreeedom...
Ironf> "You get me closer to numb"
bowleg> I want to bore you from the inside-out...
THX-1138> He's got the Alien Clock from Spencer's.
BryanL> I wonder if there are "'shippers" for Moonbase? Like for X-Files?
Balthayzr> "Sweep the Site! Find Soledad Obrian!"
BryanL> It took them THIS long to get around to the whole "killing them off
one by one" schtick. Man, this is lame.lando5`> okay...Hans Gruber in Space...we have DIE HARD rip-off!!
THX-1138> Illya Kuryakin IS Hans Gruber
Ironf> John Tesh was a Klingon and his name was K'Tesh.
Balthayzr> Why are they using a Lite-Brite as a security panel?
Ironf> It's good to see that Nakita Kollaff can get a job as hired help.
AndrewP> Whooo! X-treme decomprssion!
Balthayzr> OK, what did we learn?
lando5`> We learned "THE END" is a gift from the Maker!
BryanL> I learned that a two-month moratorium on SFC originals isn't anywhere near enough.
cthulhu> I learned that holographic porn can actually be useful.
Ironf> I learned that the byline for all Sci-Fi originals is "Yeahm you know it's gonna suck, but hey, you like to look at car wrecks."
Balthayzr> I learned there are no other colors besides black and blue.
AndrewP> I learned that movies ccan end without any explination at all.cthulhu> I learned that sleep depervation effects riffing powers.
Q> i learned that if it's a scifi original movie, there will be rooms, and people will talk in them
Ironf> I learned NAM was for dolts.
