Bringing Home The Bacon (3/12/98)

In their bid to make the most unappealing movie of all time, the producers of "Wild Things" released additional details about their upcoming vile flick.

First, the movie will feature group sex between Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, and Matt Dillon, something moviegoers nationwide have not, in fact, been clamoring for.

In addition, in a desperate ploy to top the unpleasantness of the rubber-suited butts of "Batman and Robin", "Wild Things" also features a full frontal nude shot of Kevin Bacon. Filmmakers hope that this will, once the film is released, lead to a new Internet pastime, "Six Degrees of Kevin's Bacon".

Astonishingly, the filmmakers felt that a shower scene involving Dillon and Bacon would have been "gratuitous", but that Dillon's stupid little smarmy moustache was just dandy.