March, 1998:

Our Enlightened Times (4/30)
Conditional Surrender (4/29)
Computers Continue to Improve Our Lives (4/28)
Up In The Air (4/27)
The Moron Shrine (4/24)
Rites of Springer (4/23)
Billy, Don't Be A Hero (4/22)
Somebody, Please, Stop Him (4/20)
EDITORIAL: Why Scott Adams Can Bite Me (4/17)
Good Housekeeping (4/16)
Tax Day (4/15)
Wha? (4/13)
EDITORIAL: Further Case Studies in Moron Behavior (4/10)
Gates Off The Hook (4/9)
It's Not A Face (4/8)
Celebrity Death Roundup (4/7)
REVIEW: Thank You, Akiva (4/6)
Skipped Days and Horny Presidents (4/3)
Duck! (4/1)