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WELCOME TO LOAD BLKROSE AND LOADESS QUALONIA'S CASTLE!!! *** brain (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame gelwob> the anti-iron? *** brain (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has left #MST-HomeGame THX-1138EB> The kih battle Ironf> wierd *** brain (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame THX-1138EB> Brain Ironf> of all the irc servers in all the world, you had to join into mine. THX-1138EB> Brain, can you take Ironf, your kih.net borther? gelwob> how we hate you. THX-1138EB> FIGHT! brain> Excuse me but what is the secret to changing your nick on this server? THX-1138EB> Kick his ass Sea bass! gelwob> you must pay homage to alucard to change your nick. THX-1138EB> You must pay homage to IronF and ElRon  gelwob> Ellrrrrooooon Ironf> type "/join *" where * is the new nick you want. gelwob> duuuuuuuude gelwob> elllroooon brain> I'm not irc illiterate.....just this server will not let me change my nich brain> um, nick i mean THX-1138EB> Who is the better kih.net user? IronF or Brain? You decide gelwob> this server doesn't like you and hates you. Ironf> Do you want to appear as Armondo? THX-1138EB> What do you want to change your nick to? brain> Gee, you can just feel the love in here! gelwob> I love you like a brother. Ironf> Love gravy. Ironf> 100% of that sentence was donated to Princess Di's favorite charities. thank you and good night THX-1138EB> Love is fleeting. *** brain (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has left #MST-HomeGame THX-1138EB> He didn't spell "eturnal" right. gelwob> kih.net loser! Ironf> I rule supreme! *** blkrose (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame gelwob> that brain guy, what a load. * blkrose slaps gelwob with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos! THX-1138EB> You didn't spell "eturnal" right blkrose> no shit brain dead! THX-1138EB> Don't yell at me, I'm not the one who spelled it wrong. blkrose> Perhaps not...but you are a person who doesn't even have a nick! * Ironf gets Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Black Samson to doubleteam blkrose HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! gelwob> thus you're a second class citizen. THX-1138EB> You also didn't spell "blk" right. gelwob> hey blkrose, are you a big fan of the iron eagle films? Ironf> THX-1138EB> Bulkrose, are you a florist by chance? Ironf> no, I just call long distance for internet access. gelwob> when I call 1-800-FLOWERS are you the guy I talk to? blkrose> Then you REALLY do belong in Kentucky!!! THX-1138EB> Do you wear an apron? Ironf> Are you an ex-football player? blkrose> Who says i'm a guy? *** Meater (nothing@acronet90.acronet.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame THX-1138EB> Meater said you were a guy. Meater> wha? Meater> I am. THX-1138EB> You have a brother named Tom? Meater> hi. Meater> do I? THX-1138EB> I don't know? Do you? Meater> no. THX-1138EB> Then why did you bring him up. Sheesh. Ironf> That's right, who did. Women can play football too, or do you think that they can't. Meater> uh, nevermind. THX-1138EB> Meater, meet Bulkrose, our resident florist. Meater> hello Bulkrose blkrose> thx, thats Blk....as in black! gelwob> Bulkrose can get decent prices on flowers. THX-1138EB> Uh, Blk could be bulk. Meater> as in hello then. Ironf> why not put blackrose then? Ironf> He buys them in bulk, thus the name THX-1138EB> Someone "eturnal" should be more clear. gelwob> I think you're just too ashamed to admit it means "Bulk". There's NOTHING wrong with buying in quantity. blkrose> because there is already about 1000000000000000000000000000000000 BlackRose 's out there! gelwob> that should tell you something. THX-1138EB> Yeah, buying in bulk and being a member of those wholesale places is nothing to be ashamed of. Ironf> I don't see any here, so appearently you really want it to be bulkrose and are just conning yourself. gelwob> I mean, I go to Price Costco all the time to buy blank tapes. THX-1138EB> I have never run across another BlackRose. Meater> I have. gelwob> I don't know why you have this fear of being labeled BulkRose. gelwob> it's something natural that we all do or are at least aware of. Ironf> Everyone wants to ge the best deal for their money. It's just right. Don't be ashamed. THX-1138EB> Buying in bulk is sensible. I buy condoms in bulk for all my women. Meater> geez, sounds almost you`re talking about masterbation! Meater> like blkrose> thx, you pimp? THX-1138EB> You intersted? Ironf> odd, seems that you of all people wouldn't spell masturbation wrong. blkrose> get a spell checker! Meater> ok, who wants to be a "Ho"? Meater> funny Ironf THX-1138EB> Bulkrose, being a florist doesn't pay much or something? gelwob> so tell us about your nickname, "Meater". Meater> I`m a butcher`s apprentice. THX-1138EB> Do you buy in bulk too? Meater> no, I slice in bulk! Meater> ha * blkrose says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: Ironf :) gelwob> what's your favorate part of a chicken? Meater> dunno. Meater> the ouside? THX-1138EB> At least you are not afraid to admit you buy/slice in bulk like others here. gelwob> Hmm, where did you get that definition? Lamer isn't a part of the english language, it's a term used by people who don't go out too often. Meater> Lame-o is more common.... gelwob> at least he isn't ashamed of his bulk purchases. Meater> I rarely buy in bulk. gelwob> Yes, I'll definetly approve of "Lame-O". "Lamer" is just pathetic geekspeak. THX-1138EB> "Lam-er". Would it be pronounced "La-mer" Ironf> I watch blaxploitation films in bulk. There I've said it and I am not ashamed. THX-1138EB> Lam-er would be pronounced "lamb-er" Ironf> baaaahhh blkrose> there is no b in lamer! THX-1138EB> Whereas la-mer would be pronounced "lay-mer" Meater> yeah. that`s the ticket. Ironf> phonetics can be your friend. THX-1138EB> Bulkrose, were you busy during Valentine's Day? Meater> so can the mighty woodchuck. gelwob> so Bulkrose, do you actually say :"lamer" in "real life"? Do you go around calling people "lamers"? blkrose> would you prefer twink? THX-1138EB> Cause it's pretty lame to be calling people in the real world lamers. gelwob> are you a k00l d00d or something, Bulkrose? blkrose> No, I unlike some people know how to seperate the real world and the irc THX-1138EB> Does working around flowers help with that? gelwob> Spoken like a true Bulkrose. Ironf> When times get tough, do you take a side job at Mr. Bulkies? gelwob> So Bulkrose is just an elaborate fantasy of yours? You're really NOT a florist or anything? THX-1138EB> Cause I know lots of old-folk homes offer flower arranging as an excellent way of passing time and stress management. Meater> I dunno, flowers seem to make me incredibly tense! THX-1138EB> You probably don't know how to handle them properly. Ask a pro like bulkrose how to. Meater> just the sight of them, freaks me out. Meater> reminds me of funerals. THX-1138EB> Get Bulkrose's e-mail addy and work things out. Ironf> Do you sell through the web? I need to order some flowers and I was gonna go ahead and place my order now while I am thinking about it. blkrose> whats the matter with funerals??? gelwob> besides the fact that it's a sort of ghoulish to display a corpse? Meater> well, the aspect of DEATH for one thing... Ironf> eturnal@kih.net for all your floral needs THX-1138EB> Bulkrose, do you sell a lot of flowers to mourning family members? gelwob> funerals are a big part of bulkrose's business. Meater> well, all the power to him then! Ironf> That and mother's day THX-1138EB> I'll have to add eturnal@kih.net to my addy book. THX-1138EB> Should I ever need some flowers Meater> ok, I`m out of here. More sleep. Less Talk. THX-1138EB> Bye Ted Meater> bye. *** Meater has quit IRC ((signed off)) Ironf> glad to meat ya gelwob> there goes a sensible man unashamed of bulk. Ironf> see it's a pun *** DimensionMaster (DimensionMaster@fwr.student.umr.edu) has joined #MST-HomeGame THX-1138EB> So, Bulkrose, do you often sell flowers to scientologists? gelwob> ah, the dimension master. You have a nasty habit of surviving. DimensionMaster> Why do you say that? gelwob> you know. DimensionMaster> I do??? THX-1138EB> Are you master of your dimension? DimensionMaster> Unfortunately, I am DimensionMaster in name only, for I am not really the master of ANY dimensions... blkrose> so, thx are you a noise reduction system? THX-1138EB> DM, meet BulkRose, our florist. If you ever need flowers, send e-mail to eturnal@kih.net DimensionMaster> Will do... THX-1138EB> No. Why would you want to reduce noise? DimensionMaster> Let me get that down... blkrose> chill out on the address Ironf> 10% discount if you mention the word "funeral" THX-1138EB> Bulkrose can even make those little ASCII flowers appear. gelwob> bulkrose LOVES funerals. DimensionMaster> OOOOOH.... THX-1138EB> Do it Bulkrose. THX-1138EB> work that floral magic. DimensionMaster> Anyway, I was just seeing if I could get this to work. THX-1138EB> @>------ THX-1138EB> Do it! gelwob> so eturnal@kih.net... make sure you get the spelling right. gelwob> you've certainly mastered this dimension. THX-1138EB> Yes, you have FR DimensionMaster> So, are you supposed to be talking about a certain MST topic, or something? DimensionMaster> Or did you stop that.... gelwob> would you feel more comfortable if we constrained our dialogue to a certain MST topic? THX-1138EB> We were talking about one, but Bulkrose showed up and offered up some free flowers. gelwob> like the credits for example? THX-1138EB> And who can resist free flowers blkrose> there are not enough brain cells in here! DimensionMaster> HEY NOW... THX-1138EB> Thanks Bulkrose for bringing the average down THX-1138EB> DimensionMaster does his best to raise the average, and you just tear it down. blkrose> I didn't, you can't get lower then zero Ironf> Ever wonder? gelwob> ah the sharp cutting wit of Bulkrose. Will you call someone a "lamer" again? THX-1138EB> Actually, you can't even get zero. DimensionMaster> Alright now... I am not some brainless dunderhead looking for cheap laughs... gelwob> do you prefer moderately priced laughs? THX-1138EB> I prefer to get my laughs in bulk DimensionMaster> Yes, at least higher quality laughs. THX-1138EB> So, you do not feel Bulkrose's IQ quips are humorous? DimensionMaster> Nah, not assholes in here. I know what assholes are. They haven't reached that level, BELIEVE ME... THX-1138EB> You should have seen the people who were in here before. Bunch of scientologists. DimensionMaster> You go to enough dimensions, you find out what true assholes are.... Ironf> Bulkrose didn't get his IQ quips at a respectible bulk store so he got bad quality quips. Please don't make the same mistake. gelwob> bulkrose said he was a scientologist earlier. DimensionMaster> I know that sounds familiar. What does that refer to? THX-1138EB> Damn scientologists discussing the dangers of Sartre and Camus. That's just disgusting. THX-1138EB> One of them even claimed Dadaism wasn't a visual medium. DimensionMaster> That what??? THX-1138EB> And can you believe they said Andy Warhol was NOT fabulous! The nerve! gelwob> I was furious when they put down his glamorousness. DimensionMaster> Well, everyone, I better go. It is very late here where I am. I need to get some sleep. See ya later! THX-1138EB> Although Bulkrose, being the sell-out it is probably would sell flowers to them anyway despite their rude remarks. Ironf> don't forget to jot down eturnal@kih.net for your floral needs, and please feel free to post that to usenet. he can use the bis. DimensionMaster> Oh, ok. I'll see what I can do.... blkrose> ironf, I know where you live! DimensionMaster> Bye all!!! blkrose> also, just so you know, all is logged! gelwob> enjoy! Ironf> so? logs can be forged, duh THX-1138EB> Oh no. Logged. The fear. gelwob> How terrifying, bulkrose. Ironf> Just so you know, all is being read. gelwob> Will you complain to the church of scientology about us? *** DimensionMaster has quit IRC ((signed off)) blkrose> yup, and logs can get you disconnected from your provider! gelwob> were the bullies in #mst-homegame being MEAN to you? 
THX-1138EB> For doing what? You came here. * gelwob cracks up THX-1138EB> You provided the info. * Ironf dares him to try turning in just logs to get someone disconnected. blkrose> I was not the one to put it on usenet...a violation of federal law! Ironf> Won't happen, not enough evidence THX-1138EB> Neither did we. gelwob> violation of federal law? umm, for what, exactly? THX-1138EB> And it doesn't matter, since you don't know who we are. blkrose> thx, I do know who he is! THX-1138EB> That's his problem. gelwob> in fact, I'm standing right outside your window as I type this. blkrose> and being a sys op for kih helps also! Ironf> Like I care. Please turn them in, please do so they can laugh at you. gelwob> uh huh. THX-1138EB> I thought you sold flowers. gelwob> you lied to us! THX-1138EB> Did you misrepresent yourself? blkrose> nope, I never said anything THX-1138EB> Exactly. THX-1138EB> You didn't deny anything. gelwob> So um, could you... in your own words... describe exactly what heinous violation of your privacy we commited and why our ISP would be interested? gelwob> feel free to pepper your speech with the word "lamer" THX-1138EB> Aside from the fact they would be interested in a good laugh of course. Ironf> Or Lamerz for that extras special punch Ironf> and please don't skimp on the ascii flowers THX-1138EB> The flowers would be a nice touch and most appreciated. gelwob> another question. Why exactly are you lingering? gelwob> have you lost your freedom of choice? blkrose> ironf, the next time you log on and get a "Invalid password" error msg....think real hard as to what could be causing it! * gelwob cracks up THX-1138EB> Did you injure yourself in a floral arrangement accident? THX-1138EB> Did you log that threat Ironf? Ironf> Ohh boy. Ohh geez please help me. Oh my dear lord blkrose> that was not a threat.....simply a tech tip! THX-1138EB> Cause then you can complain about how the employees carry out personal vendettas. That would look good. Ironf> And yes, I believe I shall send an email to abuse to report it. gelwob> again, please explain why you think ironf will be "disconnected" gelwob> you know, a little pixie is telling me that bulkrose isn't actually a sysop. Ironf> Since you work for them, can you please hell me when Hopkins county will be getting some 56k modems installed? Ironf> I'm tired of just 33.6 THX-1138EB> I thought we already established Bulkrose is a florist Ironf> maybe he just does the ascii stuff. Ironf> Let me guess, you don't work in the right area to know about the modem situation. THX-1138EB> Or you don't work. blkrose> i'm a sysop you moron...what would I care about upgrades in your location gelwob> as a "sysop" what are your duties at kih? gelwob> and is it acceptable to insult your "customers"? don't you have some work to do? THX-1138> Where do I pick up my roses once I order them? THX-1138> My, what insulting employees. Ironf> So are you heavily involved in kih, or just small stuff? THX-1138> Are you Sysop of the coffee machine? Ironf> Do you bring to donuts to work? THX-1138> And the flowers Ironf> Do you work from home, or go to the office? Ironf> Did you run out to a bulk store, Bulkrose? THX-1138> Are you bulking up? THX-1138> Being a florist, do you find that a rose is a rose? Ironf> If you are pricked, do you bleed? THX-1138> I wonder if bulkrose is busy doing something else with its hands that it can't type at the moment. *** blkrose (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has left #MST-HomeGame *** MrJones (MrJones@man7.kih.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame gelwob> hmm. gelwob> Geewhiz. Ironf> Back again? gelwob> do you need to deliver a subpoena? Ironf> I'm jonesing for some flowers MrJones> Excuse me? THX-1138> I thought Jones made the sound effects, not sold the flowers gelwob> yes, you're clearly NOT brain OR bulkrose. I fully believe you are the unrelated MrJones. THX-1138> 100% not them, right? Ironf> You are their lawyer, aren't you? MrJones> Who? THX-1138> Brillaint sysop. gelwob> OK folks, get ready to giggle. gelwob> http://members.tripod.com/~eturnal/index.html THX-1138> Have you returned to throw more racial slurs at us? gelwob> http://members.tripod.com/~eturnal/index.html gelwob> http://members.tripod.com/~eturnal/index.html Ironf> geez why not at kih? Ironf> Oh Lord Blkrose * Ironf bows gelwob> WELCOME TO LORD BLKROSE AND LADY QUALONIA'S CASTLE!!! gelwob> I had no idea we were in the presence of royalty. gelwob> oh boy! poetry! MrJones> thats my friends page....we share a connection at college gelwob> So blkrose=Michael Allcock? Kind of an unlikely name. THX-1138> Allcock all the time Ironf> "Greetings Traveler! Please excuse the mess. Ironf> Sometimes I get so into my studies I forget to clean up the place." Ironf> Blkrose clears off a big cushiony chair for you to sit in. Then returns to his table. Ironf> You see smoke coming from one of the many beakers on the table. Ironf> "Just let me finish adding these elements together and then we can talk" Ironf> You see a blue solution turn green as he pours the liquids together. Ironf> Blkrose then comes out from around his lab table. Ironf> He takes off his apron and takes a seat in front of you. gelwob> college. Gee, I thought the good lord was an allpowerful sysop. MrJones> he is gelwob> STREAMS OF FIRE gelwob> She sits on the shore gelwob> Tears of blood flow evermore gelwob> She sets her petals adrift gelwob> The solitary chalice of her blood so painfully wept gelwob> The rough seas set it to endless drift gelwob> Tongues of fire from the water do rise gelwob> So too they engulf the fruit of her eyes gelwob> Blood of red, petals of white gelwob> Fire burns not a rose in the night gelwob> She gives her sins to the seas again gelwob> So true she hopes for forgiveness gelwob> Peace and love come not from above gelwob> Her pain seems so endless. gelwob> touching. Ironf> why don't you put your page on kih then, mighty sysop THX-1138> He's the coffee machine sysop/florist. MrJones> not my page THX-1138> I cried. gelwob> The Dungeon gelwob> A few words about modern vampirism Ironf> HOBBIES: ROLE-PLAYING GAMES Ironf> MODEL BUILDING Ironf> MINIATURE PAINTING Ironf> Ironf> That says alot gelwob> ohboy! blkrose as "The Crow" THX-1138> Actually, I laughed THX-1138> So exactly what did you mean by "you share a connection" with Allcock? gelwob> boy, goths are soooo hip. gelwob> hooboy. Thanks for the laughs. Ironf> The Auditorium Ironf> Bodine Productions Info Ironf> As in Jethro? THX-1138> The requirements are simple. The page has to be 50 to 75k TOPS and has to have a castle type background as its bassis (just so it fits in). Thats it! THX-1138> The rest is up to you...after all, it is YOU that we want to showcase! :) gelwob> The modern American vampire is alive and flourishing. gelwob> With media coverage, movies, role-playing games, books, and talk gelwob> shows the creatures of the night are further assuring their gelwob> placement in immortality. However, it seems we shall fall prey gelwob> to the same injustice which has always been so, few will go past gelwob> the veil of glamour, horror, and lore to the waiting arms of gelwob> reality. gelwob> A vampire rides the bus next to you, shops at the same gelwob> grocery you shop, and maybe even is a friend of yours. This race gelwob> of people move among everyday life, not stealing through the gelwob> alley ways with midnight on their side. I cannot tell you what gelwob> makes the symptoms which denote the condition. Why some humans gelwob> can manipulate energy and feel others pain and pleasure, while gelwob> others can and do not. THX-1138> That's funny stuff. Slay me. * gelwob wipes tears from eyes THX-1138> I think I'll watch some "Bad Blood" tomorrow. gelwob> Their are those who are secure with their reality. Who bond gelwob> by a ritual exchange of life's blood with their chosen mate. A gelwob> joining which quenches some buried primitive urge for such a gelwob> pristine and complete closeness with another. Those who feel and gelwob> accept the constant ebb and flow of an aura which must have sustanance. gelwob> Those who learn to control, and live. Ironf> I am running a 4,000 watt PA system that can rock your socks off. I will not bore you with details about my equiptment. Ironf> Too late THX-1138> Ooo, the Armoury is on Geocities. gelwob> v gelwob> IV. Vampires like to hurt other people. gelwob> Quite the contrary...most vampires are very loving creatures. gelwob> Vampiric emotions seem to be a bit more acute than most other gelwob> peoples. Most vampires are empaths, meaning they pick up on other gelwob> peoples emotions quite easily. gelwob> This is all so fabulous. Glamorous, even. THX-1138> "Blkrose is major Medievil fan. These images of little boys are some of his favorites!" gelwob> FAVORITE TV SHOWS: gelwob> MST3K (ORIGINAL VER OF THE SERIES I.E. WITH JOEL) gelwob> bwahahaahah! he's into "magick" MrJones> Black Rose would like to thank you for loading all the adds and sending him credits THX-1138> IE? That means for example. Seeing as there are only 2 "versions" of MST, you can't use IE. gelwob> sure, if he really needs the nickel. gelwob> no problem. gelwob> it's well worth the hysterical laughter. Ironf> I'm not seeing any adds on my side, I think you links may be screwed up. THX-1138> Qualonia. They make those cool phones. Ironf> Don't you love people that talk about themselves in the third person? Ironf> Ironf knows he does. THX-1138> FAVORITE MOVIES: UNCOMMON VALOUR gelwob> !?!?! *** Sonicore (523@dial-41.r3.scmcnr.infoave.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame Sonicore> good day all THX-1138> Hi gelwob> Morning. Ironf> Do you hope to grow up like Patrick Swayze, bulkrose? THX-1138> Say hello to MrJones (formerly the florist named Bulkrose) Sonicore> beautiful one aint' it gelwob> I'd be wary of Mrjones/bulkrose. He's been hurling insults at us for hours and being pretty mean. gelwob> evidently he's trying to get ironf kicked of his ISP for some imagined offense. Sonicore> good day MrJones [Sonicore SOUND] gelwob> and if you have any questions on "candle magick" or "modern day vampires", don't hesitate to ask MrJones. Sonicore> :) MrJones> You people as paranoid asy act? Ironf> However, if you would like to purchase some flowers, please email eturnal@kih.net Sonicore> ok.... 
MrJones> un, you i mean Ironf> tell 'em Mr. Jones sent ya. Sonicore> us, or them Sonicore> ;) [Sonicore SOUND] [Sonicore SOUND] Sonicore> lol Sonicore> noone is hearing these are they......? THX-1138> I live in Kentucky with my husband, Ironf> you do know that only people with that sound can hear it. Which would mean mainly just you. THX-1138> confidant, and brother of the soul THX-1138> Incest is best *** xenu (elron@tr-tc-ppp3.monmouth.com) has joined #mst-homegame Ironf> The closer the kin, the deeper in. Sonicore> sorry.... my appoligies to all. Ironf> HAIL XENU xenu> so MrJones, please tell us more about "candle magick" Sonicore> good day Xen THX-1138> XENU! WE HAIL YOU! Sonicore> don't get it THX xenu> Are you managing to perform the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram that often? Sonicore> ? *** MrJones2 (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame Ironf> Are you a master of your pentagram? xenu> xenu> so MrJones, please tell us more about "candle magick" THX-1138> In time,you will. All of man kind will know Xenu. Patience. xenu> xenu> Are you managing to perform the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram that often? Sonicore> there's a notherone *** gelwob has quit IRC ((signed off)) Sonicore> 666? Sonicore> i'll be gone... MrJones2> thx, your not the only one that can clone! MrJones2> I ALLREADY TOLD YOU....I'M NOT BLACKROSE!!!! *** mgrasso (mgrasso@p6.tc2.metro.MA.tiac.com) has joined #mst-homegame *** blkrose (GC10000E@mad14.kih.net) has joined #MST-HomeGame THX-1138> Uh, who said anything about me cloning, MrJones? MrJones2> I did Ironf> Wow, i guess they aren't the same person. MrJones2> You people are fucked up! THX-1138> You, much like your alias Bulkrose, have no idea what you are talking about *** MrJones2 (eturnal@man7.kih.net) has left #MST-HomeGame Sonicore> I am comfused.... *** Sonicore (523@dial-41.r3.scmcnr.infoave.net) has left #MST-HomeGame @>-------- |