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NEW ARCHIVES OLD ARCHIVES RETURN TO HGN NEWS November 29, 2000 AN OPEN LETTER TO DESTINY’S CHILD Hey there, girls. I like you. Sure, the music’s formulaic pop crap but at least it’s fun formulaic pop crap. Plus, your decision to use tight harmonies all of the time makes the music major in me sing….

Scene One Scene Two Scene Three Chapter Seven: Back in the Real World Scene One: At James’ mgrasso> Let me just do a quick little summary of the whole big adventure up to this point. mgrasso> So, we traveled to the observatory to meet up with a Kithain who said that the upcoming review of…

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Scene One Scene Two Scene Three Scene Four Chapter One: Journey Home   Scene One: Departure mgrasso> All right, folks, I think we’re good to go. *** Erica is now known as Gemma mgrasso> All right, kids. How long did you plan on going? James> i think it was something like ten days mgrasso> So,…