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x107 SUPERMAN II (4/11/98) RESERVOIR KRYPTONIANS Written by David “Jinxed!” Newman, Leslie “nepotism” Newman, and Mario Puzo??? Again??? Directed by Richard “A Hard Day’s Night” Lester MOVIE Superman II. This was the one with Richard Pryor as the evil genius… no, wait. This was the one with the evil Aryan wrestler who could shoot atomic…

x80 CLEOPATRA JONES (2/20/98) BAD MFs (NOT GOOD BAD, EITHER) Produced by William “Pimp of the Year” Tennant Written by Max “Thomasine & Bushrod” Julien and Sheldon “Movie Movie” Keller Directed by Jack “Kiss My Grits” Starrett MOVIE Hold on, this one could make you queasy. Cleopatra Jones is the Dana Scully for the Blaxploitation…

Introduction Recipes Performance Games MST3K “…His last resort: entertainment…” Introduction The things that are in diversion aren’t meant to open up a window to my soul, or be complete lists of things I find cool. They’re just thoughts, often in the forms of music or prose, which I find express big concepts more simply than…

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x191 LIVE AND LET DIE (12/17/98) SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO Written by Ian “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” FlemingProduced by Albert “also, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what is up with that?” BroccoliDirected by Guy “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins” Hamilton MOVIENever let it be said that the Bond franchise doesn’t keep up with pop culture trends….