HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     This is a picture of my grandmother looking evil. I wonder what she’s plotting… FAMILY & FRIENDS PHOTO INDEX  

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Here we have one of the ten or so extreme close up photos taken that night. ASHLEY’S BIRTHDAY PHOTOS  

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Here are JoeB, Walter, and Rob. Rob seems to be a bit camera-shy. Honestly, I have no idea who even took this picture. That’s what I get for leaving my camera around. There were a few that I don’t remember taking, and I certainly wasn’t THAT drunk….

The Ugly, Unadorned, Cat Picture Link Page Look at our cats! Look at them! Pictures of cats! This, in addition to pornography, is what the Web was intended for. Hence the incredibly sparse HTML, because I’m a lazy bastard. Someday, he said, laughing, I’ll integrate this with the rest of the Canvas. Shya. Right. Our…

Wow! How can I become a member of HG Industries for just pennies a day? So, you wish to become an Acolyte to our Old and Noble Order. Be warned, Pilgrim, that the way is long and hard. Many will be the bad movies that you witness, many will be the horrors that you will…

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