x98 ORGANIZED CRIME AND TRIAD BUREAU (3/28/98) FECES-COVERED CRIMINALS Director: Kirk Wong Writer: Winky Wong Producer: Magnum Films MOVIE This very nuanced thriller from the up and coming Hong Kong film industry features heros from the Organized Crime & Triad Buraeu pursuing two ruthless criminals even as they bravely point and cover their asses. After…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     The title really says it all, I think. JULIACON PHOTO INDEX  

CONTACTING PEOPLE Now I know all you good folks want to do something about this latest pop-culture tragedy. One thing you can do is write. Here, I’ll go through the list of people and places to contact. Now, Sci-Fi Channel is more or less a lost cause, but if you really want to POLITELY give…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Mike and Joe (and Eric, not pictured here) were the kings of the barbeque. I stood around feeling like their little groupie. I got to season one batch of wings though. I think I need to get a little more control over the spices; I put enough…

x186 THE ENFORCER (11/27/98) BULLETS…. FROM A LOVE GUN Original Music by Jerry “Bad News Bears” Fielding Produced by Robert “I service Clint on a regular basis” Daley Directed by James “Voyage of the Rock Aliens” Fargo MOVIE Enjoy your turkey and cranberry? Well, sit your L-tryptophan-saturated ass down and enjoy The Enforcer. The Dirty…

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