HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     This is Jim. We took this picture to sell to all the 14 year old girls who were lusting after him at the music festival in Canada we went to last summer.  

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     After dinner, in front of the Cafe Des Artistes. Nice, nice place with really good food, and very, very expensive! NEW YORK PHOTO INDEX  

x118 THE EIGER SANCTION (5/9/98) THE LAST BOY SCOUTS Written by the artist formerly known as “Trevanian” Music by Good Ol’ John Williams Directed by Clint “leatherier than Lance” Eastwood MOVIE In a blind taste test, 4 out of 5 British housewives couldn’t tell Clint Eastwood from a dead George Kennedy. In The Eiger Sanction,…

Introduction Recipes Performance Games MST3K “…His last resort: entertainment…” Introduction The things that are in diversion aren’t meant to open up a window to my soul, or be complete lists of things I find cool. They’re just thoughts, often in the forms of music or prose, which I find express big concepts more simply than…

Introduction Links Introduction The moon rises in the east, over the mountains which isolate Cumbria from its neighbors. To the north, an ancient wall does little to defend from brutal Scots invaders. The lords of this backwater county of Cumbria employ their feeble machinations to maintain their petty demesnes. But a keep sits in the…

x110 ROBIN AND THE 7 HOODS (4/19/98) A GLASS AND A SHAKER Written by John “Pufnstuf” Fenton Murray and David “The Bobo” Schwartz Produced by St. Francis of Sinatra Directed by Gordon “Viva Knievel!” Douglas MOVIE You could just tell they were having fun. The alcohol-fueled merriment never stopped for the Rat Pack, the early-60s…