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Mystery Usenet Theater 3000 is a burgeoning hobby amongst fans of the TV show "Mystery Science Theater 3000". The idea is to take something bad from the Internet, usually from Usenet, and make it into something good, and funny, and amusing. I’ve done a few of these "MSTings", listed below. More information can be found…

x69 MAN’S BEST FRIEND (1/26/98) SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG. Written by John “Child’s Play” Lafia Directed by John “Child’s Play 2” Lafia Produced by PETA MOVIE Ally Sheedy and Bestiality Porn Subtext. Really, who could ask for much more? It’s Man’s Best Friend, the Millennium prequel that never made it to our screens… until…

    THE LISTS Serial Killers Mass Murders Killer Cults Most Infamous Killers Most Painless Ways to Die EJ’s Top 10 Favorite Nazis Letters of the Alphabet Broken Commandments Body Parts Birth Control Methods REMINDER! With only a few days left until DOOMSDAY, you better make sure your apocalypse bunkers are ready to go. As…

Radio Show Caller: Start-up morning zoo radio program is looking for a mentally retarded caller to become new “character” and focal point of “get laid” promotions and stunts. Candidate should be missing several teeth, wear thick glasses, posses a speech impediment, and be a virgin. Bonus points given to applicant who lives with mother and…

    MST HOMEGAME: The top 9 logs as voted upon by regular HomeGamers. It also includes a primer on joining in on some hot HomeGame action.   HGNEWS: Excerpts from Guided Tourettes.   HG-ULTRA: Discover the secrets behind the mind twisting experiments with these choice logs.   MEET THE PANEL: Just who are these…