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Here are JoeB, Walter, and Rob. Rob seems to be a bit camera-shy. Honestly, I have no idea who even took this picture. That’s what I get for leaving my camera around. There were a few that I don’t remember taking, and I certainly wasn’t THAT drunk. JULIACON PHOTO INDEX |
x208 HIDER IN THE HOUSE (2/16/99) ATTIC DWELLERS Written by Lem “not Bob” Dobbs Directed by Matthew “not Butch” Patrick Produced in part by Ed “not Mimi’s” Teets MOVIE Gary Busey hasn’t had the ability to carry a leading role in a movie for a while: witness Surviving the Game. But in Hider in the…
Radio Show Caller: Start-up morning zoo radio program is looking for a mentally retarded caller to become new “character” and focal point of “get laid” promotions and stunts. Candidate should be missing several teeth, wear thick glasses, posses a speech impediment, and be a virgin. Bonus points given to applicant who lives with mother and…
The Ugly, Unadorned, Cat Picture Link Page Look at our cats! Look at them! Pictures of cats! This, in addition to pornography, is what the Web was intended for. Hence the incredibly sparse HTML, because I’m a lazy bastard. Someday, he said, laughing, I’ll integrate this with the rest of the Canvas. Shya. Right. Our…
Introduction News Magazines Music TV Literature RPG Useful People “…It strikes me that EXIT signs would look to a native speaker of Latin like red-lit signs that say HE LEAVES…” Introduction This area features ways to get out of my site, and onto other sites I find interesting. Expect this area to grow continuously in…
Introduction A story Until now Navigating my site Why me DIY Disclaimer Introduction This is my home page, and I am Michael Grasso. It has been a while since I’ve ventured onto the web with my own little pocket of personal expression. This is all brand new. Brand new content, brand new graphics, and so…
Costumes This page exists to hold various pictures of me and Cathy, in various outfits of her glorious creation. This includes Minicon and Halloween costumes, and now includes more than two pictures. Minicon 31 (1996): Half-Res (15K) Full Res (42K) The parade of spandex bodysuits included these little numbers from 1997, cartoon star Freakazoid! and…
