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I’m sure we’ve all often wondered just what Mr. Maltin has rated a particular game we had the opportunity to see. In order to quell that curiosity, we present.   For the first time, you’ll now be able to check to see the exact rating he gave to the movie. In order to help you…

x69 MAN’S BEST FRIEND (1/26/98) SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG. Written by John “Child’s Play” Lafia Directed by John “Child’s Play 2” Lafia Produced by PETA MOVIE Ally Sheedy and Bestiality Porn Subtext. Really, who could ask for much more? It’s Man’s Best Friend, the Millennium prequel that never made it to our screens… until…

ARCHIVES December 07 November 16 November 09 November 02 October 26 October 19 October 12 October 05 September 28 September 21 September 07 August 31 August 24 August 03 May 08 February 16 1999 December 23 September 03 August 27 Ratings Explanation   Holy fucking shit. Why? Seriously, why? Of all the damn things to…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Here are JoeB, Walter, and Rob. Rob seems to be a bit camera-shy. Honestly, I have no idea who even took this picture. That’s what I get for leaving my camera around. There were a few that I don’t remember taking, and I certainly wasn’t THAT drunk….

x20 RED DAWN (10/16/97) MORNING HAS BROKEN…AND IT’S THEIR FAULT Directed by John “Whimper” Milius Written by John “MooOOM” Milius and Kevin “Wrap” Reynolds Sangre de Pilon If I were an evil overlord…I certainly wouldn’t be looking to take over a small brat-infested town in Colorado, but nobody asked me. This movie was kewl when…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Here is Mary, looking all cute and coy. So cute in fact, that not one, but two boys asked her out later that week. Go Mary!