| The following HG-ULTRA scenario was a case study of the effect the UKUSA agreement and attendant ECHELON operations has had on Ozo-American relations. ULTRA operatives successfully gathered information on Austrailian attitudes toward indigenous peoples. They also implanted a Nixon complex which can be activated at a future date, probably as part of OPERATION REVERSE-FLUSH. Also, that kid in New Mexico with the Oedipal problems totally wigged out.
*** Me-f-21 ([email protected]) has joined #mst-homegame *** grizzlybear ([email protected]) has joined #MST-HomeGame MrBooze> Ah! A bear! *** nosferatu ([email protected]) has joined #MST-HomeGame nosferatu> Hello nosferatu grizzlybear> bears don’t stink! grizzlybear> at least not this bear *** Ironf sets mode: +o Ironf *** nosferatu ([email protected]) has left #MST-HomeGame grizzlybear> hello! somebody want to talk to a real bear? Plumm> nope Ironf> hmm methinks the vamp has some previous kick experience dungarees> We’re all full up on bears grizzlybear> i don’t wanna talk to you either! MrBooze> Bah! Ironf> Mr. Booze is actually a drunken bear grizzlybear> how many bears have been on? MrBooze> four. Ironf> It’ssss truuuueeeeeee!!!! Me-f-21> Grizzlybear m/f? grizzlybear> m grizzlybear> 23 MrBooze> This chat room is located in the american northwest. There are no grizzlies here anymore. Me-f-21> Where are you all from? grizzlybear> new mexico grizzlybear> that’s new mexico u.s.a Me-f-21> Cool Plumm> I am from old mexico. Ironf> South Central beatch Plumm> Anyone for some gringo tacos? grizzlybear> i’m not one of those! Me-f-21> how about a plain meat pie????? The food of Aussies…. MrBooze> I am from Mexico Classic. grizzlybear> you must be wasted! Ironf> Aussies, a bunch of crooks. *** ISN ([email protected]) has joined #MST-HomeGame Me-f-21> I am not MrBooze> Dungarees is from ancient mexico. She’s cutting out someone’s heart as we speak! Ironf> All Aussies are crooks grizzlybear> oh my god i just peed on myself! ISN> hello all grizzlybear> ooops! MrBooze> You’re no bear! You’re some kind of lorus! dungarees> I’m totally off hearts. Spleens is where it’s at Me-f-21> Im sweet and innocent …….Not a crook grizzlybear> believe me i am a bear! Plumm> You’re some kind of incontinent hamster in a bear suit! Plumm> LIAR!!! LIAR!!!! *** ISN has quit IRC ((signed off)) Plumm> URINE!!! IT’S A KILLER!!!! Ironf> Australia was founded by criminals, so you must be one. grizzlybear> it won’t stop! Me-f-21> Ah but my mum isnt Australian grizzlybear> i’m not a criminal either so you must be gay! Ironf> Doesn’t matter. MrBooze> Dan Lungren…please whatever deities are listening, please don’t let dan lungren be my next governor. Ironf> Criminal bears, what is the world coming to? grizzlybear> yeah I was in that coca-cola commercial grizzlybear> lol Plumm> who’s he up against, Bear? Plumm> he sounds horrible. MrBooze> Unknown as yet. One of three loser democrats as yet to be determined. grizzlybear> i can be nice! Ironf> Umm Grizzlies aren’t white. grizzlybear> duh! Ironf> Pepsi was the one with the grizzlies. grizzlybear> i’m a great blackbear! Me-f-21> I think bears are cute except for Koalas which arent even bears but all well Ironf> Coke had the polar bears grizzlybear> Me-f-12 your so sweet! Me-f-21> See sweet not crook Ironf> You would think that a thieving bear is cute. grizzlybear> thank you! grizzlybear> Ironf what’s with you? Ironf> Can we get some security in here? Ironf> I just don’t like crooks like the Aussies. Me-f-21> You dont need secruity… dungarees> I like crooks like the Aussies. Me-f-21> IM NOT A CROOK Ironf> The Germans, now there is a fine, law abiding people. Me-f-21> IM half Welsh Me-f-21> Doesnt that count for something Ironf> WELSH, god lord! grizzlybear> you’re the sweet scent of rose on a cool summer morning! Ironf> The Welsh are even more crooked than the aussies, if that is possible. MrBooze> They’re even more evil than Bruce Willis. Me-f-21> You call Aussies crooks …..look at the state that America is in….. grizzlybear> Me-f-21 what did you think of that? Ironf> That’s cause he is only 1/4 Welsh, Booze MrBooze> America isn’t in a state. It’s on a continent. There are states in America though. Me-f-21> About what sorry……This is my first time in here going a bit fast Ironf> America is 50 states, not just in a state. * grizzlybear hands Me-f-21 a rose to brighten her life! Me-f-21> Australia is a state continet and an Island …… Ironf> Geez learn about a place before you try to put it down. MrBooze> Plus, we’re going to annex Canada any day now, string all the French Communists up by their feet, and pelt them with rocks and old cheese. grizzlybear> About grizzlybear> you’re the sweet scent of rose on a cool summer morning! Me-f-21> Grizzly you are very sweet Ironf> And a bit off to boot. grizzlybear> hehe i’m kinda shy! grizzlybear> j/k Me-f-21> I would never have guessed Ironf> you rode the small school bus, didn’t you? grizzlybear> where are you from? MrBooze> Say, Rees, SBC, who recently bought Pac Bell, is putting in a bid to buy Ameritech now. Me-f-21> Who? grizzlybear> you? * MrBooze cracks up MrBooze> Good one, Ironf. Me-f-21> Im from Western Australia Ironf> land of the crooked MrBooze> You guys tear down that wall yet? grizzlybear> cool! Me-f-21> What wall? Ironf> [paul hogan>That’s not a wall…this is a wall [/paul hogan> grizzlybear> i’m in the states, southwestern new mexico! MrBooze> There’s an undeveloped lot in the Pacific Heights area of San Francisco that’s being put up for sale. Should go for an easy 12 million if anyone is interested. MrBooze> You know, the great wall of Australia. Ironf> but is Michael Keaton still living there? MrBooze> You can see it from outer space, I’m told. grizzlybear> lay off dillweed! grizzlybear> treat her like you would your mother! Me-f-21> Australia is a beautiful place….Clean air Clean Ocean LESS people MrBooze> Bloody abos! grizzlybear> my sister wants to go there! grizzlybear> abos? Me-f-21> What is wrong with Aboriginals??????????????????? grizzlybear> nothing! * MrBooze cracks up at San Jose mayoral candidates blathering about being pro-choice, as if the San Jose mayor gets to settle the abortion issue. grizzlybear> they’re people like us! Ironf> brb MrBooze> They’re the only non-criminals in australia. grizzlybear> i respect all people! grizzlybear> the’re cool people too! Me-f-21> Grizzly tell her to com
e if she can it’s a great place grizzlybear> i will! Plumm> does san jose have a libertarian candidate? MrBooze> I hear that there really are no aborignals, and that australians just draw lots every week to decide who has to
paint themselves and dress up for the tourists. MrBooze> Not that I’ve noticed. The mayoral race doesn’t seem too partisan. I don’t recall the mention of the party of any of the candidates. Plumm> they put people up in a lot of CA races. MrBooze> They’re all basically the same person. They all claim to have the same goals, positions, plans. I’m gonna vote for my cat. *** Me-f-21 has quit IRC ((signed off)) grizzlybear> You fucking people had to be all tough and mocho you asshole MrB. MrBooze> I’ve got my mocho workin. grizzlybear> fuck U MrBooze> Ah, yes, the old Alma Mater *** MrBooze sets mode: +o MrBooze grizzlybear> MrBooze go jerk off! *** grizzlybear was kicked by MrBooze ( kicked me a bar, when I was only three) * MrBooze doesn’t take requests MrBooze> How adorable. He keeps sending “FUCK YOU!!!!!!” over and over again. Ironf> [grizzlybear> Can you warn MrB to be nice or kick him off! PLEASE!
G’day, mate. |