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  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     We rode to the airport in style. Too bad it was way too early to sample the free mini-bar. NEW YORK PHOTO INDEX  

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     This is one of my parent’s cats, Pickles. Free advice: don’t get a long haired cat unless you want to spend a lot of time bruching him/her. FAMILY & FRIENDS PHOTO INDEX  

MSTed Movie Posters: the Movie (plus) [MOVIE] This Island Earth [MOVIE] This Island Earth AMAZON EP | REEL [MOVIE] This Island Earth [MOVIE] This Island Earth [MOVIE] This Island Earth (Italian) Mystery Science Theater 3000 : The Movie REEL [MOVIE] This Island Earth (lobby card) [L01] World Without End (The 1992 MST ALIVE! feature) AMAZON…

x160 SSSSSSS (8/15/98) HERPETOLOGISTS Written by Hal “The Extraordinary Seaman” Dresner Snake handling by Ray Folsom Directed by Bernard “Night of the Blood Beast” Kowalski MOVIE Why are people always turning into stuff? We at HG Industries have “done” quite a few of these “body metamorphosis” movies, including two with people turning into mantises (mantii?)….

x205 WHITE LIGHTNING (2/7/99) ADFA Written by William “I Dismember Mama” Norton Directed by Joseph “Colossus: The Forbin Project” Sargent MOVIE Arkansas, 1973. Bill Clinton was merely a young law professor, stealing a grope from the co-eds who lived, impregnating the ones who wound up with a shotgun blast to back of the head. Chelsea…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Here we all are for Ashley’s birthday dinner. I don’t even want to know what Zach is doing ty my head. We all had party hats at one point, but Adam was the only one cool enough to keep his on. ASHLEY’S BIRTHDAY PHOTOS  

Poster of the week Godzilla vs. Megalon When Dean “bit player in City Limits” Devlin and Roland Emmerich decided to follow-up their mega-super-blockbuster Martian-invasion movie, Independence Day, they opted for the only thing bigger than its international box office — GODZILLA. They were hoping that Godzilla fever would sweep the nation, but so far, it’s…

X169 BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES (9/6/98) FILM NO EVIL Directed by Ted “Magnum Force” Post Written by Mort “nothing” Abrahams (story), Pierre “mediocre French novelist” Boulle (novel), Paul “Goldfinger” Dehn (also story) Produced by Arthur P. “Planet of the Apes” Jacobs MOVIE As the movie opens, a young astronaut named Charles “Taylor” Heston,…

VICTORY IS OURS! Sci-Fi Channel picks up MST3k! But there’s still something to write about!! Last updated 8:00 pm EST November 11. Bite me, Comedy Central, it’s fun! My extremely popular website is obsolete, and I’m elated! Why? The Sci-Fi Channel announced June 24, 1996 that they had picked up Mystery Science Theater 3000 for…

x200 COMPANY BUSINESS (2/1/99) DREKKIE Director: Nicholas “Star Treks IV & VI” Meyer Writer: Nicholas “Seven-Per-Cent Solution” Meyer MOVIE “Company Business” is the movie to go to if you’re looking for tepid, circular SPY ACTION! Gene Hackman, fresh off a secret mission to abscond with Mick Jagger’s lipstick, is called back into service by our…