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x242 MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH (04/18/99) WE ARE CENTRAL HIGH Written by Rene “Intriges van een Decadente Zonderling” Daalder Cinematography by Bert “COPS” Van Munster Directed by Rene “Population One” Daalder MOVIE Ignore the fact that this movie appeared on Ted Turner’s late-night shift a mere four days before the Columbine tragedy. Ignore too the…

x208 HIDER IN THE HOUSE (2/16/99) ATTIC DWELLERS Written by Lem “not Bob” Dobbs Directed by Matthew “not Butch” Patrick Produced in part by Ed “not Mimi’s” Teets MOVIE Gary Busey hasn’t had the ability to carry a leading role in a movie for a while: witness Surviving the Game. But in Hider in the…

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x205 WHITE LIGHTNING (2/7/99) ADFA Written by William “I Dismember Mama” Norton Directed by Joseph “Colossus: The Forbin Project” Sargent MOVIE Arkansas, 1973. Bill Clinton was merely a young law professor, stealing a grope from the co-eds who lived, impregnating the ones who wound up with a shotgun blast to back of the head. Chelsea…

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