Thayer’s Web Site – Photos – Grandparents

Costumes This page exists to hold various pictures of me and Cathy, in various outfits of her glorious creation. This includes Minicon and Halloween costumes, and now includes more than two pictures. Minicon 31 (1996): Half-Res (15K) Full Res (42K) The parade of spandex bodysuits included these little numbers from 1997, cartoon star Freakazoid! and…

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x105 ZONE TROOPERS (4/12/98) SPACE WAR CRIMINALS Director: Danny Bilson Writer: Danny Bilson, Paul DeMeo Producer: BAND MOVIE When Mr. Mooney finds himself permanently ensconsed in Mrs. Carmichael’s doghouse, he runs off to World War II Italy and the awaiting spindly arms of Timothy Van Patten. Van Patten, the Sarge, Mittens, et al. cavort in…

x274 BASIC INSTINCT (07/06/99) Heterophobia!!! Director: Paul “Showgirls” Verhoven Writers: Joe “An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn” Eszterhas Producers: William S. “Baby’s Day Out” Beasley, Louis “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” D’Esposito, Mario “Lolita” Kassar, Alan “Starship Troopers” Marshall Eszterhas and Verhoven?  Oh dear… What can you say about Basic Instinct? …

History Couch Beast was… Images Sounds History From October 1995 to June 1997, I was a member of an entity known as Couch Beast. We were a rock ‘n’ roll band. It started off innocently enough, for me, anyway. One of my new roommates mentioned to me that she and her friends (who would all…

x69 MAN’S BEST FRIEND (1/26/98) SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG. Written by John “Child’s Play” Lafia Directed by John “Child’s Play 2” Lafia Produced by PETA MOVIE Ally Sheedy and Bestiality Porn Subtext. Really, who could ask for much more? It’s Man’s Best Friend, the Millennium prequel that never made it to our screens… until…