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x117 NETHERWORLD (5/8/98) LA CAGE AUX FOLLES Cinematography by Adolfo “Demonic Toys” Bartoli Directed by David “Crawlspace” Schmoeller MOVIE Bring on the crappy horror movie of the evening. In this tough little nugget of a film, our protagonist gets into a series of adventures at a recently-inherited Whooooooooorehouse of the Ollllllld South. This movie is…

x20 RED DAWN (10/16/97) MORNING HAS BROKEN…AND IT’S THEIR FAULT Directed by John “Whimper” Milius Written by John “MooOOM” Milius and Kevin “Wrap” Reynolds Sangre de Pilon If I were an evil overlord…I certainly wouldn’t be looking to take over a small brat-infested town in Colorado, but nobody asked me. This movie was kewl when…

LAST UPDATED: 5/2/01 Welcome to The Messy Canvas, an independent subsidiary of Homegame Industries and the official Web presence of Bryan Lambert and Cathy Fylling. Peruse our fine selections below, and if you feel the need, e-mail us. LAST UPDATE: 5/2/01 – Enlighten THIS. TMC NewsBreak: Where more fake people get more fake news than…

What’s New: Save MST3k?!:Set to be auctioned! Rock music clip of the month: He Got No Westinghouse Franchise from “the shape of tomorrow.” (In RealAudio). MSTed Movie Gallery feature of the month: Save MST Again preview. SEASON TEN Poster of the week: Future War. New at the Gallery. HG 169: BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE…

x204 THE PUNISHER (2/4/99) SPANKING TIME Written by Boaz “From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money” Yakin Produced by Robert “I wrote all three Karate Kid movies” KAmen Directed by Mark “And I edited Showgirls!” Goldblatt MOVIE Most people don’t know that the Punisher ™ didn’t originate with Marvel Comics, springing full-armorèd from the…