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Radio Show Caller: Start-up morning zoo radio program is looking for a mentally retarded caller to become new “character” and focal point of “get laid” promotions and stunts. Candidate should be missing several teeth, wear thick glasses, posses a speech impediment, and be a virgin. Bonus points given to applicant who lives with mother and…

HG-ULTRA is a top secret project to study the psychological reactions of test subjects placed in disorienting situations. These sessions, despite incidental sadism, are solely information-gathering sessions to help HomeGame operatives conduct psychological operations against expansion-minded enemy servers bent n the destruction of the scifi.com motherland. These documents are partially declassified by order of the…

x254 THE JESSE VENTURA STORY (5/23/99) HE IS A REAL AMERICAN Written by Patricia “Packin’ It In” Jones, Donald “Packin’ It In” Reiker and Donald “The Jesse Ventura Story” Rekin Directed by David “Atomic Train” Jackson MOVIE Put a bunch of real wrestling afficionados in a room with a highly inaccurate biography of Jesse Ventura,…

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x117 NETHERWORLD (5/8/98) LA CAGE AUX FOLLES Cinematography by Adolfo “Demonic Toys” Bartoli Directed by David “Crawlspace” Schmoeller MOVIE Bring on the crappy horror movie of the evening. In this tough little nugget of a film, our protagonist gets into a series of adventures at a recently-inherited Whooooooooorehouse of the Ollllllld South. This movie is…

x77 THE OMEGA MAN (2/8/98) PLAGUE CARRIERS Produced by Sam Katzman Written by John and Joyce Corrington, “based” on a “novel” by Richard Matheson Directed by Boris “TV-Movie” Sagal MOVIE This sci-fi “romp” is assuredly the magnum opus of Charlton Heston’s oeuvre. Heston is the last man on earth… except, actually, there’s a whole bunch…

MSTed Movie Gallery: Season 6 [601] Girls’ Town (lobby card) [601] Girls’ Town [601] Girls’ Town AMAZON [602] Invasion USA [602] Invasion USA (lobby card) [602] Invasion USA (lobby card) [605] Colossus vs. the Headhunters > [607] Bloodlust REEL (1959) [608] Code Name: Diamond Head (TV Guide ad) [609] The Skydivers [610] The Violent Years…

x96 ROLLERBALL (3/26/98) THE DULLHACKERS Written by Norman “Jesus Christ Superstar” Jewison, Martha (or Martin) Hyer, and William “Ticonderoga” Harrison Directed by Norman “Moonstruck” Jewison Produced by Norman “Auteur extraordinaire of 1975” Jewison and some other weasels MOVIE Rollerball. The very name evokes the finest in cutting-edge 70s social commentary. Put it in the same…

Toy Pictures Welcome to the Toy Box page of The Messy Canvas. It’s here for pictures of toy displays, customs, and other odd snapshots. Enjoy. New: Bulbaroom Celebrate Bulbasaur by enjoying these pictures of the Bulbasaur Rumpus Room: Overview Popamatic Bulbasaur Wall Decorations BulbaStation Crane Game Playin’ Simon CountySlam ’00 The only wrestling pay-per-view Royal…