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Thayer’s Log . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . stuff Tuesday, October 16, 2001 10:27 AM Man, I wish there were like…

Scene One Scene Two Scene Three Scene Four Scene Five Scene Six Scene Seven Chapter Five: Lion of the Sands Scene One: Gemma in the Hospital You awaken in a hospital bed, and it is dark outside the window. You have an IV in your arm, and your consciousness scrabbles for a foothold. Your field…

Introduction Links Introduction The moon rises in the east, over the mountains which isolate Cumbria from its neighbors. To the north, an ancient wall does little to defend from brutal Scots invaders. The lords of this backwater county of Cumbria employ their feeble machinations to maintain their petty demesnes. But a keep sits in the…

x69 MAN’S BEST FRIEND (1/26/98) SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG. Written by John “Child’s Play” Lafia Directed by John “Child’s Play 2” Lafia Produced by PETA MOVIE Ally Sheedy and Bestiality Porn Subtext. Really, who could ask for much more? It’s Man’s Best Friend, the Millennium prequel that never made it to our screens… until…

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The Ugly, Unadorned, Cat Picture Link Page Look at our cats! Look at them! Pictures of cats! This, in addition to pornography, is what the Web was intended for. Hence the incredibly sparse HTML, because I’m a lazy bastard. Someday, he said, laughing, I’ll integrate this with the rest of the Canvas. Shya. Right. Our…

    THE LISTS Serial Killers Mass Murders Killer Cults Most Infamous Killers Most Painless Ways to Die EJ’s Top 10 Favorite Nazis Letters of the Alphabet Broken Commandments Body Parts Birth Control Methods REMINDER! With only a few days left until DOOMSDAY, you better make sure your apocalypse bunkers are ready to go. As…

Who are you? Well, according to my driver’s license, my name is Mark Andrew Siefert.  However, Wisconsin’s Department of Motor Vehicles is notoriously mismanaged.  I may be Peter Parker for all I know. What are you? For starters, I’m a 29-year-old Sagittarius (not that I believe in astrology, or any other pseudo-scientific nonsense) with blonde…

That Question There is one question that comes up way too often in discussions about Mystery Science Theater. “Who’s better, Joel or Mike?” It’s true the show was basically Joel’s idea in the first place. It’s probably also true that Mike is a better performer. Nevertheless, some insist that without Joel (who left years ago),…

Mystery Usenet Theater 3000 is a burgeoning hobby amongst fans of the TV show "Mystery Science Theater 3000". The idea is to take something bad from the Internet, usually from Usenet, and make it into something good, and funny, and amusing. I’ve done a few of these "MSTings", listed below. More information can be found…