THE FOUNTAIN OF ALL KNOWLEDGE JUST WHAT IS THIS HOME GAME I’VE HEARD THEM TALK ABOUT SO MUCH LATELY? Why, it’s an innovative jazz-rock fusion of cable’s worst and the warm gooey fun of IRC. Sprinkle in liberal amounts of the Science of Mystery, add an assortment of faceless personalities to help, and all that…

x214 BEACH BLANKET BINGO (2/27/99) THE LOST ART OF THE MUSICAL Songs Written by Les “Dagmar’s Hot Pants, Inc.” Baxter Produced by Samuel Z. “legacy of shame” Arkoff and James H. “similar shameful history” Nicholson Directed by William “I Dream of Jeannie: 15 Years Later” Asher MOVIE Beach Blanket Bingo is the History Channel’s dramatization…

Jamie’s Cavalier Daily column archive Here they are… (Titles, as always, are probably not by me.) 1998 columns Superman v. Jefferson: a dialogue. A postscript for the graduation issue. May 18, 1998 Once more, this time with feeling. I sign off. A bunch of treacly garbage, or something. April 23, 1998 No taxation without explanation:…

Thayer’s Log . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . stuff Tuesday, October 16, 2001 10:27 AM Man, I wish there were like…

How about a MST3K Collectible Card Game like Magic: the Gathering?! It could work, right? Each player could have two decks — an SOL deck and a Deep 13 deck. You would use the Deep 13 deck to attack your opponent with cards like “Annoying Kid” or “Cheesy Monster.” These could be countered by SOL…

NewsBreak Quote Of The Day Archives: Who Said What When, and Why We Don’t Care. 6/9/99 “I guess it won’t surprise anybody that because AT&T has put my life at risk to this harassment organization, I will be switching both Internet service providers and my long-distance service from AT&T to MCI.” – Scientology critic “Safe”,…