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x141 HELL UP IN HARLEM (6/20/98) THE CAESAR OF BLAXPLOITATION Director: Larry “Bird On The Wire” Cohen Writer: Larry “Joan Of Arc” Cohen Producer: Larry “Old Man Joe still pickin’ cotton” Cohen MOVIE “Hell Up in Harlem” picks up where “Black Caesar” left off — Hammer “The Fred” Williamson as Black Caesar gut-shot, and the…

CONTACTING PEOPLE Now I know all you good folks want to do something about this latest pop-culture tragedy. One thing you can do is write. Here, I’ll go through the list of people and places to contact. Now, Sci-Fi Channel is more or less a lost cause, but if you really want to POLITELY give…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Here’s the mandatory gratuitous bikini shot…  

Archives Archives Action (FOX) This one could be headed for greatness. I’ll be honest, the first time I watched the first episode, it really left me lukewarm. Trying too hard. Namedropping. One nice subtle moment of grossout humor regarding someone’s hand down Keanu Reeves’ pants. The second episode, though, once it got rolling, was great…

x77 THE OMEGA MAN (2/8/98) PLAGUE CARRIERS Produced by Sam Katzman Written by John and Joyce Corrington, “based” on a “novel” by Richard Matheson Directed by Boris “TV-Movie” Sagal MOVIE This sci-fi “romp” is assuredly the magnum opus of Charlton Heston’s oeuvre. Heston is the last man on earth… except, actually, there’s a whole bunch…

  HOME ABOUT ME PHOTOS LINKS     Two more of the hot guys we were there with. Tatsuya obviously thinks that one drink isn’t enough. His plane is in an hour, and he hasn’t slept a wink. We were all feeling very good. 🙂 NEW YORK PHOTO INDEX